Jak\’s Ramblings

April 16, 2006

New Blog

Filed under: Life Related, Uncategorized — jakanden @ 8:57 pm

Some of you might have noticed that WordPress took a universal dump and was down all day. This made me decide to get off my ass and get wordpress going on my personal domain so I could customize it and back it up, as well as limit shit like this happening again.

So the new blog is located at http://www.jaksplace.net/blog and I have already imported the recent posts. They are not formatted correctly but I am too fucking lazy to actually go fix them all. Anyway, please update your feeds/bookmarks to the new site =)

April 14, 2006

Linkage for April 14th

Filed under: Comics, Links, News, Video Games, Videos, What the fuck? — jakanden @ 7:29 pm

Videos
Crazy Aussie Commercial
Cool Guitar Hero Split Screen Video
Guy Tries To Eat A Cactus
Official Clerks II Trailer
The Emperor Gets a Job (Star Wars Spoof)

News
Hangover-free Buzz: Star Trek’s Synthehol Now Possible
AOL Censors Email Tax Opponents
Jack Thompson sues Florida Bar
Videogames Help Burn Calories

Articles/Features
Get rid of the Windows Update reboot nag
The Top 25 web sites of 1994

Random
Tokyo Looks Like Gotham City?
How to use your ink cartridges until they’re (really) empty

Today’s Featured Comic
Paris Gets What’s Coming to Her

Today’s Useless Fact
Zachary Taylor, formerly a professional soldier, never voted. He didn’t even vote in the election that elected him U.S. president.

April 13, 2006

Linkage for April 13th

Filed under: Comics, Links, News, Video Games, Videos — jakanden @ 9:47 pm

Videos
David Bowie and Trent Reznor sing “Hurt”
Spiderman DDR Routine
C is for Cookie! (V for Vendetta Spoof)
Japanese Tomato Adventure Commercial
WoW – Health is for the Weak
GBA “Rectal Exam” Ad

News
Ubisoft Dropping Starforce
Afghans selling US army secrets on USB Drives
Blizzard Bans 5,400 WoW Users and Suspends Over 10,000 More
Lucent Technologies Sues Microsoft Over Xbox 360
Battlestar Galactica game under consideration
Spy Hunter movie script leaked?
1930′s Noir Title announced for Revolution – Entirely in Black and White
Vista Aero Unavailable for Pirates
Girl’s heart restarted after ten years
Coca-Cola with Real Coca Leaves Bottled by Indigenous Tribe
200 GB Blu-Ray Drive?
Sega Handheld is April Fools Joke
‘South Park’ Creators Skewer Own Network

Articles/Features
Retronauts – Earthbound
PS2 Due for a Price Drop?
Simon Pegg Talks to CVG
Game Shops Might Screw you out of a PS3
Game Ads A-Go-Go: The Dirty Mind of a Gamer
Nickel and Dime Your Way to Financial Security
Best Light Gun Games for a Re-Revolution
How YouTube became hot property in online video
Would You Like A Franchise With That? (Games, Comics, and Movies From A Hollywood Perspective)
Playstation 3 To Be Fat And Retarded

Random
Game of The Week – Somari the Mario/Sonic Hybrid
Google Calendar is Live
PS3 currently too big and too clever?

Today’s Featured Comic
A little under-dressed?

Today’s Useless Fact
Gold was first known to be used as jewelry in parts of Central and Eastern Europe in 4000BC.

April 12, 2006

Ronin Warriors

Filed under: Movies — jakanden @ 10:54 pm

During my recent nostalgia trip, I managed to procure the entire series of Yoroiden Samurai Troopers, known better in America as Ronin Warriors.

While I had vague memories of this show, they were indeed fond ones. I remember getting up for school early just to watch this every morning before catching the bus. I also remember it being one of my favorite shows at the time it was on TV right along with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. However, while I could recall specifics of TMNT (Even before I owned all 4 released DVD’s of the original series), I could not remember a damn thing about this show other than it was 5 different colored Samurai warriors.

So upon re-watching the series (only the first 4 episodes thus far), I can easily see why I loved it. While the voice acting is fairly crappy (I have the english translated version) the overall show has aged remarkably well. Since it was a 80′s Japanese Anime, it has the look of Macross, Robotech and such.

Much like other Japanese anime of the time such as Dragonball, it is one continual story over 39 episodes as opposed to a episodic series (ala TNMT). The premise of the story is that thousands of years ago, the evil emperor Talpa attempted to conquer the Earth. Defeated, he was banished to the Nether Realm and his armor was divided into 9 separate suits. Now, he has returned to conquer Earth, having reclaimed 4 of the suits which have been given to Talpa’s warlords. The other 5 are in the possession of the Ronin Warriors. Now, all Talpa needs to conquer Earth is those 5 suits, but the Ronin Warriors have no intention of giving them up.

So far, I am really REALLY enjoying this show. The fight sequences are frequent and awesome and it has a very dark feel to it which belies its nature as a childrens series. They talk often about death and killing and even use profanity (Thus far Damn, Hell and even Shit). Obviously, I am watching an uncut version which makes me wonder how things were changed in the version shown on TV.

I fully intend to pick up the boxed set within the next few weeks and am probably going to scrounge around for some figures to go with my TMNT collection.

Linkage for April 12th

Filed under: Comics, Links, News, Video Games, Videos, What the fuck? — jakanden @ 7:48 pm

Videos
Halo 2 “Resident Evil” Machinima
I Feel Great!
Juggling Magician
Queen – “Bohemian Rhapsody” Video
Sweet Hellboy Animation

News
Paramount Pictures Teams up with XBox Live
Sega’s New Handheld?

Articles
Sad Story of ‘Boy in the Bubble’
Games that were Too Wild for the West
Top 10 Tuesday: Modern Vaporware
Silent Hill Movie Interview
How I Got My First Computer, and How I Got My First Computer Back
Would You Like A Franchise With That? (Games, Comics, and Movies From A Hollywood Perspective)

Random
Pop culture references in Warcraft
Sexual Moments in Video Game History

Today’s Featured Comic
Vegeterian = Culinary Masturbation

Today’s Useless Fact
During the Renaissance when Charles VIII’s armies entered France, he also brought with him his passion for perfume. Charles even had his own personal perfumer. Rose, orange blossom, and rosemary oil were favorite scents in his court.

April 11, 2006

Today’s Linkage

Filed under: Links, News, Video Games, Videos, Web Comics, What the fuck? — jakanden @ 6:53 pm

Videos
GBA “Bathroom” Ad
Not Exactly the Miracle of Conception (What the fuck??)
Flying Cat
Japanese Shining Force III Commercial
Top Ten Accident Prone Foods

News
Virginia Seeks New “M” Label
Jail employee fired for allegedly striking his wife over Dungeons and Dragons toys
The truth about the Light at end of the tunnel over near death experiences

Articles
The Most Controversial Video Game Ads of All Time
Games That Defined The Dreamcast
Only from Japan – Games of the Far East
I don’t want Windows on a Mac. I want OS X on a PC.
A Multiplayer Melee on Female Gamers
How Wal-Mart Controls Your Games
Getting things deleted from Google’s cache
The Making of 3D Monster Maze

Random
Macintosh Ads Circa 1984
Interesting XBox Live Project
Your favorite NES games, voxalized
Ending to NES Life Force
Awesome Graphics Card Comparisons
Copy and paste between computers
Play Quake III in Your Browser

Today’s Useless Fact
There is evidence to suggest that ginger root is effective against motion sickness and nausea when taken in powdered form

Today’s Comic Goodness
Commissioned Comic

Penn and Teller’s Bullshit Season 4!

Filed under: Movies — jakanden @ 7:38 am

Somehow I missed this, but the amazing show Bullshit! has begun its 4th season. What is the show about? Well, read the Wikipedia Entry for detailed info. The show is also succinctly summed up with Penn’s statement:

“We’re biased as all fuck, but we try to be honest”

The show airs Mondays at 10p and I highly recommend watching it or downloading (as I do since I have no TV). I have seen every episode from seasons 1 to 3 and have already downloaded both episodes from season 4 (Boy Scouts and Prostitution). I have yet to find a show I didn’t like and there have only been maybe 1 or 2 that I personally disagreed with.

The show is always entertaining and always informative so check it out. The first two seasons are available on DVD and well worth purchasing.

April 10, 2006

Today’s Linkage

Filed under: General, News, Video Games, Videos — jakanden @ 6:34 pm

Videos
Japanese Game Gear Ad
Donky Kong “Police Station” Ad
Watch a G4 Get Blown Up
Manmana Remix
XBox “Funpack” Commercial

News
Burger King To Sell Xbox 360 Games?
Uwe Boll Bites Back
There IS a problem with global warming… it stopped in 1998

Articles
Apple vs. Me
Only ‘freaks’ waste their time with Linux in Oklahoma
The Glory of the Shooter
Ten Castlevania sequels you haven’t played

Random
Unintentionally Freaky Mario Lego Creation
Zelda Soundboard
The Xbox 360 And PS3 Controllers In LEGOs
Lara Croft XBox 360 Case

Today’s Useless Fact
The declawing of a pet cat involves surgery called an onychectomy, in which the entire claw and end bone of each toe of the animal are amputated. Cat owners considering it should know that it’s a controversial operation, with potential adverse physical and psychological effects on the cat.

April 9, 2006

Weekend Linkage

Filed under: Links, News, Video Games, Videos, What the fuck? — jakanden @ 6:09 pm

Videos
Japanese Rube Goldberg Machines Part 1 (9 minutes long but worth it)
Japanese Rube Goldberg Machines Part 2
SNL – Star Wars Screen Test
Fearless Music Video
Curt Schilling’s Everquest Addiction
On the set if Silent Hill
My Buddy The Crystal Lich’s Second Video
Zlad – Elektronik Supersonik

News
Star Wars Kid Gets Paid
Next Oblivion Add-on Priced
British FBI-style Logo Compares to Thundercats

Articles
Running Oblivion/Half-Life 2/F.E.A.R On a Machintosh
Tetris from the Top: An Interview with Henk Rogers
Nerds Make Better Lovers

Random
Star Wars Origami
The Top 10 weirdest keyboards ever
Jack Thompson Toilet Paper
Mega Man on Something Awful
11 Craziest Mental disorders

Today’s Useless Fact
Heinrich W. Brandes made the first weather map in 1815, based on data gathered in 1783. Brandes waited so long because it was the only way he could be certain the information was correct.

Retro Indulgence

Filed under: Life Related, Uncategorized — jakanden @ 12:21 pm

So here I sit this weekend in somewhat of a funk.

I have a multitude of things available to me to keep me occupied however none of them seemed particularly interesting.While I am almost through my game queue, I am unable to summon the desire to play any games. I also am in the middle of reading the Halo Trilogy (Currently on The Flood) which is a great series, but I do not feel like reading right now. I also have a ton of backlogged web articles to read, podcasts to listen to and so on. However, NONE of it strikes me as particularly entertaining this weekend.

So yesterday, while sitting in my chair contemplating what to do to occupy my time, I suddenly had a huge urge to indulge in retro movies. So I began downloading things that I wanted to watch. Obviously, this took some time so I was still bored for most of yesterday. However, last night and this morning, I was able to satiate my boredom with movies I had not seen in far too long.

First on the list was The Goonies. It has easily been 5 years since I last saw this film and I was curious if it was still as good as I remembered. Luckily it was and I sat there in a nostalgic haze remember what life was like back then.

Next up was The Wizard, a film that has (rightfully so) been criticized as being a 90 minute commercial for Nintendo. However, I did not care about that. While there were a few groan worthy parts (Anything with the Power Glove), it was still really enjoyable. Video Game geeks like me can point out any number of factual errors in the video game scenes, but who cares! I was reminded how much I loved this movie when I first saw it and I still love it today. I just wish they would release it on DVD in the U.S. (Lucky Europeans)

Then we had License to Drive which was made at the height of the Cory Haim/Feldman craze. While it also has its share of groan inducing scenes and dialog, it was still fun. I did not enjoy it nearly as much as I did when I was a kid, but I do not regret re-watching it. I wonder how many of the Haim/Feldman collaborations are still enjoyable today, and which ones are complete ass (IE Dream a Little Dream 2).

The next viewing was of Stand By Me. I can honestly say it had been about 10 years since I last saw this film but the scene that I always (and will always) remember was the Lardass Hogan scene. I discovered that yeah, it still grosses me out even now. The movie really is amazing though and I will be purchasing this DVD for my collection.

After that I watched Transformers: The Movie, which I can honestly say I had never seen (at least that I can recall). I was more into GI Joe and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles myself. However, I really did enjoy the movie and I think I will start picking up the DVD’s of the G1 series.

Finally, I watched The Monster Squad which is another film I had not seen in about 10 years. The only thing I remembered was “Wolfman’s got nards!” and I sat there with a shit-eating grin on my face when that scene came up. All in all, this was still a great movie and I will try to watch it more than once a decade.

I am still downloading Flight of the Navigator which will be done within the next few hours. Now that I have time in-between movies, I attempted to do something else but again found I have no desire to. Most likely I will sit here browsing the web until the next one is done upon which time I will happily start it up and regress to a happier time in my life.

Luckily, tomorrow I should have two movies from my Blockbuster Online queue arriving. Those being Rashomon and Throne of Blood which are both Akira Kurosawa flicks. As some of you may know, Kurosawa is my favorite director of all time so I can always enjoy his films.

April 7, 2006

Today’s Linkage

Filed under: General, Links, News, Video Games, Videos — jakanden @ 6:25 pm

Videos
Insane 100 Yard Football Throw
Lego Counter-Strike
Night Trap Controversy Feature
Chuck Norris – Oblivion Style
Topless Car Wash

News
Bethesda Comments on Oblivion Gender Bias Concerns
Square Enix commits to exclusive Xbox 360 game
Lara Croft Earns Guinness World Record
Debate rages on use of cervical cancer vaccine
Mario Question Block Girls Will Not Be Prosecuted
Bethesda patching Oblivion, lowers cost of future content download
Red Steel: first Revolution screens revealed
Free Oblivion horse armor coupon with PC version

Articles
The Trouble with Scotland (Video Game Related)
Dark Miracle – A Trip to the Trinity Test Site
You’ve Come A Long Way Game Boy
Famous Final Fantasy Moments

Random
Overload’s Oblivion ModPack-v2.0
Test Your Atari Knowledge
Are You a Console Fanboy?
Google Toolbar v2 for Firefox
Calculate Your Sleep Debt
Total Solar Eclipse as Seen from Space

Today’s Useless Fact
Five baseball gloves can be made from one cow.

Are You a Console Fanboy?

Filed under: Video Games, What the fuck? — jakanden @ 12:44 pm

Take this test to find out

Your Results
Nintendo Fanboy: 58%
Sony Fanboy: 51%
Microsoft Fanboy: 10%

This means you’re: A Microsoft Hater

What does it mean?
You aren’t a fanboy, since you love both Nintendo and Sony. But you really hate Bill Gates and everything he creates. Or at least you don’t care about anything he creates.

NerdTests.com User Test: The Better Fanboy Check Test.

I want to work at this store!

Filed under: Comics — jakanden @ 6:21 am

April 6, 2006

Bob Saget is a genius

Filed under: General — jakanden @ 8:35 pm

I just finished re-watching The Aristocrats (which is NOT for everyone). I have seen it before, but I hadn’t seen the DVD release which features a large amount of extra footage. Some of this footage is of the indelible Bob Saget:

Unfortunately, many people are only aware of Bob Saget through his “Family guy” character Danny Tanner on Full House. However, the real Bob Saget is the most disgusting foul-mouthed comedian you will ever hear. On top of that, he is fucking hilarious.

His telling of The Aristocrats is among the funniest, yet filthiest among them. However, the DVD features an extended cut of his telling of the joke. Yes, it is even more foul than what was in the movie, but I was almost in tears as were the camera man and people in the background.

If you EVER have the chance to witness Bob Saget’s stand-up routine either live or on tape, do it. You will not be disappointed.

Today’s Linkage

Filed under: General, Links, News, Video Games, Videos — jakanden @ 6:46 pm

Wow! A lot of stuff today. I figure I will make this post every day around 8p-9p EST as that seems to be when the news dies down.

Anyway, enjoy today’s linkage!

Videos
Teachers on Crack
Dog Judo (Get the rest of them here)
The Art of Motion
P.A.N.I.C.S Outtakes
Oblivion Topless Mod in Action
Kokomo Spoof by U.S Soldiers
Japanese Dr. Mario Commercial

Articles
Dvorak Isn’t Crazy
As Seen on TV: Sweet Scent of 80′s Nostalgia
The Lost CD-i Mario Game
There’s ONE page AOL.com hopes you’ll never find
E3 Through the Eyes of a Booth Babe
Game Developers Unleash A Storm On ‘World Of Warcraft’ Players

News
Mac Boot Camp (Dual booting with Windows)
Microsoft Buys Lionhead Studios
Molyneux thinks Microsoft is ‘Perfect’ for Lionhead
Anime Now Available on XBox Live Marketplace
The most significant advance in cancer prevention in the last 50 years
Nipplegate: new Tomb Raider delayed in US
NetFlix Sues Blockbuster Online
‘Gospel of Judas’ Surfaces After 1,700 Years
Desert pinup ogled by Google Earth
Bill Nye Angers Creationists at MCC Lecture

Random
Kingdom Hearts Vibrator
Toys R US Accepting PS3 Pre-orders
Oblivion Hardware Guide
Alliance to Horde Translation Guide
“Dummies” Book Cover Generator
Japanese Walk the Dog Simulator

Today’s Useless Fact
Seven thousand years ago, the ancient Egyptians bowled on alleys not unlike our own.

A True Cat

Filed under: Comics — jakanden @ 7:48 am

Anyone who has ever owned a cat knows this to be true..

For all Firefly Fans

Filed under: Videos — jakanden @ 7:42 am

Came across this video just browsing around Google Video. It is an extended cut of the gag reel on the Firefly DVD set. This one clocks in at almost 13 minutes and is worth every minute.

April 5, 2006

Today’s Linkage

Filed under: Links, News, Video Games, Videos, What the fuck? — jakanden @ 8:45 pm

Well, I finally completed King’s Field: The Ancient City. I can understand why the series never gets good reviews critically as it is definitely a fan’s series. I fully enjoyed the game, but as usual the games are really, really hard.

Anyway, I am changing the method of doing these daily posts for two reasons. One, I am too lazy to post a synopsis for each link every day. Two, the subject of the link should give you enough information to decide if you want to click on it or not.

If you are a friend of mine or someone who has read this blog for any time, you will already pretty much know my view of a particular items.

Videos
Cop Caught Dancing to Billie Jean
Nintendo Cereal Commercial
Super Console Wars puts spin on mascot Gamepires
Fire Fart
Drunk Guy Hijacks DDR
Matrix: Path of Neo Bloopers

Articles
TwitchGuru Analyzes the 1979 film “The Warriors”
Dreamcast 2D Fighters Library

News
Capcom Under Investigation for Fraud
104 Murders An Hour Playing M-Rated Games
Health Problems Related to the Geek Lifestyle
Childhood TV and gaming is ‘major public health issue’
PS3 to be 500 euros (approx $615 US)?

Random Crap
Today’s Download – FreshDiagnose System Information Utility
The Incredible Sega Rap
Oblivion Topless Mod

Today’s Useless Fact
The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other’s shoulders.

Should be a post later today..

Filed under: Life Related — jakanden @ 5:04 pm

I have been playing King’s Field: The Ancient City all day so I haven’t had a chance to browse news. I have about 35 RSS feeds marked to read so I will sort through them and should make a post later today with the cool shit of the day.

If I don’t…

IHOP is heavenly

Filed under: General — jakanden @ 7:33 am

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